Think you’ve got what it takes to win the title of Slowest Smoker in Texas? Prove it.
You’ve heard of that evergreen staple of classic western movies, the quick-draw showdown at high noon? Well, this is pretty much the opposite of that. And involves pipes, not revolvers… and it’s going to happen at 3 PM, not noon.
Entries are $25 each. That covers the cost of tampers, matches, and sundries and anything left after that goes to help out the great Texas clubs who are putting this shindig on.
This year’s competition packs are chock full of custom goodies! Our pipe are once again provided by the amazing folks at Missouri Meerschaum. But don’t count on being able to smoke through the bowl this year because they’ve given us beautiful, Old Dominion clay pipes! The competition blend is coming to you courtesy of the North Texas Briar Club’s personal cellars. Tampers have been made specifically for these pipes by our friend Warren Byle over at TurboTin.
You’re not going to want to miss it this year! The prizes are out of this world. Seriously, they’ve never been better! We’ll announce those soon so stay tuned.
There are only 30 slots, so get registered while you can. If you register but then can’t make it for some reason (or you chicken out), you can get your money back but you have to cancel at least ONE WEEK before the show. That’s Saturday, November 5th. Cancellations after that will forfeit their entry fee.
Additionally, you’ve got to be checked in for the contest by 2:30 PM at the latest. Anyone not checked-in by 2:30 PM will forfeit their entry fee and have their competition slot opened up for walk-in competitors. We’re not jerks, though. If your flight doesn’t land until 2 and you’re going to be hoofing it to get to the show in time but you’re doing everything you can to make it, just let us know. We’ll work with you.
It’s going to be an awesome contest, friends. Put your money where your mouth is. Snag your spot now.
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